I wiped away the weeds & foam. / I fetched my sea-born treasures home... Ralph Waldo Emerson







Tuesday, August 21, 2018

When Life Hands You Cucumbers, Make Dill Pickles.



Good evening! Mid-August at the beach often heralds the arrival of a brief and  much  enjoyed cool spell. We've had two days of temps in the low 70s, though tomorrow's predicted storms will return us to hot and humid  80s, back to high summer.


It was perfect weather for my pickle making project yesterday.


Truth is, I think I like the idea of making pickles more than I like the pickles themselves.
I love finding wonderful toad-knobby Kirby cukes at the farmers market. I love the array of canning jars, of fresh herbs and buds of garlic.


This year I bought a 6 pack of beautiful Weck pint jars. They are made in Germany, lovely and of course reusable.


Glass lids, optional rubber rings, and fun yet annoyingly elusive metal clamps to hold the lids on. One of 12 in the case has already disappeared.




I have lots of Mason jars both old and new, but my issue with these is twofold. I HATE the two piece Ball lids, the center part constantly falls out during use. And since I use them for many things--Mo treats, sewing stuff, flowers, etc, I am somewhat turned off by the idea of putting food into them and then eating that food. Yes I wash and boil my jars but still.And of course the antique jars [though my mom and dad canned in theirs] are to me a mystery. Who knows what bugs and spiders died in them while stored for 100 years in a barn. I use the Weck jars solely for food, so I know what's what with them. And they have the cool glass lids.


This batch I made using a kit from Walmart.


Hmmm. Pickling requires boiling of vinegar, not a fave fragrance of mine. The kit/ envelope wasn't any better, though perhaps was my fault because I ran out of white pickling vinegar and added a 1/3 Cup of cider vinegar, which has a definitely unappealing scent when boiled.


I make 5 jars,


3 are kosher dills/ garlic dills, packed with fresh dill flowers and garlic buds.



The other two jars are not Kirby cukes but peeled regular cukes, plus radishes. These are seasoned with tarragon and caraway.



My friend cut all the cukes into perfectly thin slices on his mandolin. He cut all these pickles in about 4 minutes. Impressive. He even cut the radishes as his girlfriend and I cringed. [Mandolin slicers are hell on fingertips!]


The cukes are soaked in cold water overnight. Drained.



Herbs placed in jar bottoms and along the sides, then the cut cukes added to the jars. Loosely layered, the brine has to reach all sides and cover the pickles.


Hot brine is ladled on top, lids set on, then clamped when cooler.


These are refrigerator pickles. Edible tonight, good for a few weeks in the fridge. NOT preserved, though I think pickles should keep anyway? My dad made them in old pickle crocks, like sauerkraut, with a weighted wooden lid. Not canned, not refrigerated. We survived.


Since this was a remeasured kit I consider this batch an experiment. Probably will have to redo using my mom's recipe* instead. And no cider vinegar. I'd also love to make my grandma's violently green watermelon rind sweet pickles sometime. Yummy with a ham and cheese  sandwich.

*My mom's recipe--Fanny Farmer Cookbook, is good--but she also saved the brine from store bought pickles, from January to pickle making time, in a big jug in the fridge. [Next to the crock of bacon grease, lol.] Then she'd boil the brine and reuse it. Just for dills, best I recall, she made bread and butter pickle brine from scratch.


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Meanwhile just as I was pouring the brine, I got a text from Mo's groomer, she was on her way in the spa van, ETA 12 minutes. Uh oh. I hadn't forgotten Mo's appointment but had somewhat lost track of time, as I enjoyed my new Weck jars.






We hustled over to my friend of the mandolin's house; he has a free parking space for the van  on a weekday.



Mo loves the groomer, who has been away in the Hamptons and Fire Island since May. He got all perky when I told him he was gonna have a bath.


He must weight 5 pounds less! All of his dense and downy cream undercoat was brushed out; he is very sleek now.


See how perfect his markings look? And yes, he is supposed to have neck rolls like that, below.



And he is so velvety, like a stuffed toy. Smells nice too, though pugs in general are clean dogs and rarely smell bad if their faces are kept clean..


The reason he loves the groomer is, she gives him TWO yucky chicken jerky kebabs afterward. And a darling Snoopy scarf.


This is Mo the morning after---he was exhausted and refused to get up. Much coaxing and toe tickling needed to get him going--at 10 AM!





We're off now for a walk then time to taste the pickles. I'll let you know the verdict. They look pretty anyway, right?




Have a good week!



love

lizzy 

gone to the beach....
















 Weck Jars HERE  but I order on Amazon for the free next day shipping.

Saturday, August 18, 2018

Seashells in an Old White Bowl ~ and A Grain of Salt



Hi everyone! Sometimes, when you're alone and relaxing do you drift around on the internet and read stupid stories just to unwind? Some ask what one's guilty pleasure is, and I suppose that would be mine--"perusing stupid stories/ wasting time" --- [really dull life, right!].
Recently there have been many many lists, Do's and Don't's and things one should never do after age 21 or 35 or 40.
80?
I don't know why I read them and here's where the above grain of salt comes in, I think they're bullsh!t.
But a couple recently were real eyeopeners...I was shocked, I admit.

Here we go: "Things no adult woman  should have in her home'':



Can you read it, above? Seashells!  Bowls of seashells. Forbidden by the style police. And the writer goes on to mention having a coastal beachy look is tacky too. OMIGOSH! Color me flabbergasted. Gobsmacked! 
Big white ironstone bowl, English c. 1880, from Cape Cod Dump swap shop...filled with seashells and fragments of blue or brown transferware china.


I love my bowls of seashells. I've collected and displayed them for years. 


























The article went on to say that not only should your home not be beachy, it should NOT be blue and white. The quote was something like, "Just because you live near the ocean there is no reason your home should be blue and white.''






And then they got into the bedroom. All white bedrooms are banned. "All white bedrooms were cool, maybe, back in the 1980s when Swedish style was revived. That was a loooong time ago." First of all, again, I love my almost-white bedroom.


And / or blue and white bedroom.

  


But the big faux pas? No. Ruffled. Sheets. 




"Aged and staged"----hahaha, skewered by harsh words.
Hey  if I  want ruffles, dammit, I'll have ruffles! Shabby Chic from Target ruffled sheets are my fave.
Mo likes them okay too.


The no-no lists go on and on. No flipflops after 40. No charm bracelets, no bangle bracelets---ever. Even if you're twelve. Canister lighting only, sigh. Think what it'd cost to replace my scorned yet functional lighting as it is. No white appliances [yeah, I love watching stainless steel rust in the salt air]. No afghans, no quilts,---too ''granny''. No silver flatware, too hard to polish.  No cheap screw top wine! No clunky PCs with external hard drives, only slim MacBook Pros [?] allowed. On and on.
My life is a train wreck of mistakes and flubs.


Ask me if I care? No. Ask me if I'll change? No.
But---seashells in a beautiful old bowl...who knew!?



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However. I recently had been looking for a teeny tiny decor change as everyone in Blogland starts wanting Fall and Pumpkin stuff the day after the 4th of July. Not me, Fall belongs in Autumn, like October or November, but I did think maybe something different on the coffee table would be fun. I was suddenly tired of daisies in a blue jug.


A tin basket bought a few weeks ago, great turquoise color...ah hah!  I plan to fill it with little pumpkins come October, but I decided I'd give it a trial run now.



Dug out my glass fishing floats.


Hmmm. I like it.

I have a lot of floats because my mom gave me her collection and I add more when I see them at the flea. Extras have gone into the two gallon blue Mason jar.



And on the coffee table also a stack of  British natural history books. These are treasures, bought second hand here in the US on a book site. I'll show you more of what they contain in a future post.





Speaking of Mason jars, I'm making pickles this weekend. Refrigerator dills. I haven't made any since I threw out a big batch after H Sandy, when the fridge was out for a month.And I wanted to make this peach crumble, from Bon Appetit [at end of post] , but the store peaches were harder than baseballs and about as appealing. Maybe real and ripe from the farmers market when the harvest is in in a few weeks, I'll try again.




have a good weekend!

love

lizzy

gone to the beach.....













  

or this:


Fruit Cobbler