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Monday, September 29, 2014

Kohlrabi and Other Recent Culinary Disasters


 
 
Hi guys! I hope you had a lovely late summer weekend like I did! Isn't it grand, just ekeing out these last lazy flipflop summer days?
But the calendar says Autumn, and as the days of BBQs and picnics fade to fall's chill, my thoughts do turn to cooking and roasting and canning.
Lest you think I run this lovely gourmet healthy kitchen here at the beach, today I am going to share with you a few recent trials---and errors...


The first fail we will perhaps blame on Lori, of Humble Quilts, who on her other blog, Get to Goal here, a blog about fitness and healthy living, she showed her market box-of-the-week a few weeks ago and one of the veggies was kohlrabi.



It's very pretty isn't it? In an odd kind of way?



Here is the recipe she---and I---tried: Roasted Kohlrabi

I added some cauliflower to be sure we
had enough for dinner
four KRs don't make so much

I was pretty excited. I told my kids, "How often do we get a new veggie to try?" and we LOVE our veggies. But well, um. Yawn City. Yawn-a-rama.  Verging on eeew. Tasteless and greasy, though not awful.



The kohlrabi was really hard to prep [peel and cut] especially with one hand swathed in a large uncomfortable Ace bandage. It's expensive. It doesn't make a lot of veggie once it's trimmed and peeled and cut. It's so pale I can't imagine it has many vitamins?



So the results, while not ghastly, were just---huh. Or ''eh''. I do admit I forgot to add the HALF CUP! of parm at the end. Perhaps it's like my dad would say when the rest of us would gobble baked artichokes:
"Anything is edible if you put enough garlic and butter and cheese on it.''



So cross off kohlrabi, I think.
However as fails goes the following night's fail was a LOT bigger.
Every fall I make pickled vegetables. Football folks just love the pickles with sliders and beer.



So I gathered a beautiful assortment at the farmers market on Wednesday.

 
 




Laboriously trimmed, peeled, sliced---left-handed and I am not at all ambidextrous! I used a new flavoring packet called Mrs. Somebody's pickling mix. It called for my own vinegar, and I had purchased a special pickling vinegar just for this project. My jar wasn't big enough and I had to add cider vinegar which I love on salad but smells awful boiled for brine.
But that wasn't the issue.
The packet called for adding, ''To Taste", 1/4 to 1 1/4 cups of sugar.
I don't use much sugar, only for baking when it is needed for a yeast rise, or for guests who like it in their tea. I keep the sugar in a little jam jar with a red gingham lid. Now here's the problem. I don't use much salt either and what I do use is either ground sea salt or Morton's Lite Salt. But again, sometimes one needs regular salt, like if it snows and you're out of Ice Melt. Well, it seems at some point, long ago, I decided to put the salt into a jam jar too. (Is this why I get funny icky faces when guests sip their tea?)...

Yes, my friends, I added 1/4 Cup of salt to the pickle brine, instead of 1/4 cup of sugar.
Aren' they gorgeous!? The cider vinegar added a pretty pink color to the brine. But, alas---the SALT.



My dear son, who loves my pickles, actually volunteered to taste! On the premise that pickles are salty anyway. Only his tongue tip touched a slice of squash. Bleeeech!



I threw them out. I'll try again next week and I'll go back to my mom's recipe, no more little kit-things for me.
The good news is, one evening a few friends came by to try out the wines that my friend L and I found at the new Wine Warehouse (a misnomer, quite $$$ we found out). The white wine was crisp and delightful, I must add.

I threw together quickly one of my rustic tarts. Pillsbury pre-rolled flat pastry shell. [A+],



Brushed with a bit of olive oil and Dijon coarse mustard added a log of crumbled goat cheese, some feta.



 and layered on top a selection of farmers market onions:



tiny red, sweet white and green scallions.

 

 
 



Feta and herbs on the top, fold in the edges pretty:



I brushed a bit more olive oil on the top and crust's fluted edge, baked about 25 minutes.



Oh wow! Yummy! Especially on a cool evening when sunset on the deck comes much earlier than it did in June....



As for the fails---''nothing ventured'' is my motto. I love experimenting, even if the results only look good (but are, oh well, inedible, lol.). How about you? Any epic kitchen fails recently? Or tried-and-true is your game plan?




love

lizzy

gone to  the beach....


 


 
 
the two exotic beach photos were taken today by a friend
who kindly has shared them w/ us.
all other photos, including sunset are by me.


7 comments:

  1. I am determined to try the onion tart!Looks delish!
    As far as the kohlrabi, it is high in Potassium adn vit C...... I think I can eat a banana instead! lol

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  2. Hi, the only experience I have with Kohlrabi is knowing a cat called that!! Don't know the back story.

    The pickled veggies did look appetizing, it's a shame they weren't edible. Try, try again.

    I haven't been cooking enough lately that I've had the chance to screw anything up :) My time will come.

    The tart looks like something I will be trying, once the weather cools and I'm motivated to turn on the oven.

    The pictures from your friend are beautiful, makes me wish I was there in person.

    Happy week!

    Kelley

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    1. Cute cat name! The tart was really delish, hope you get to try it. It s good as a side dish too, esp with grilled steaks.

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  3. Like Kelley, I haven't been doing much cooking lately. We seem to have developed the habit of all fixing what we want, not eating the same thing or even at the same time, unless we get pizza. Bad! We grew kohlrabi once when I was a kid and I don't think any of us liked it, but we had no idea what exactly to do with it! I looked on Allrecipes.com after reading your experience, and roasted was one of the more-liked recipes - but WITH the cheese, LOL. One woman made hers with a cubed potato, carrots, and some diced ham thrown in (that sounded good). There was also one with a cream sauce that sounded interesting. Now you've got me curious - I might actually have to try something different now! --I found a recipe for French-fried Turnips, too, LOL!

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  4. kohlrabi was just way too hard to peel and slice. And $$$. I bet when your family grew it it wasn t a big bucks gourmet thing. Prob more like turnips [which I actually like, mashed---but again. so hard to prep]. I saw that recipe too with the ham and other veggies---but then why bother w/ kohlrabi? I m glad I tried it tho, always fun.
    Next up: french fry turnips? LOL!

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  5. Or a multi vitamin!

    I hope you try the onion tart! Be sure to slice the onions very thin. I wanted to use your rustic crust recipe but I can t roll out the dough with one hand. sigh.

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  6. I tried Kohlrabi this year too. I found a recipe for slaw. I grated the Kohlrabi for the recipe. It didn't have much flavor and it made the slaw too watery. I think if I cut it in matchsticks instead of grating it and then drainied it a little before putting it together with the other veg and dressing - it would work better.

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